Why I want to be a Mule Rancher

Ever get tired of doing what you're doing and start to imagine a new career?
For some time, I've been contemplating Mule Ranching. What I know about Mule and Ranching can easily be summed up in one word: Nothing! But why let the details stop my dreaming....here's what I picture:

• pancakes with the Mule everyday for breakfast
  
• nightly Mule sing-a-longs
• Mule adventures into the Rockies - fighting off Grizzly Bear and Coyotes together (mostly the Mule doing the fighting)
• Mule trains to gold-mine country
• Good pair of Mule skin boots
• Mule round-ups
  
• Sitting in a rocking chair watching the Mule Dogs herd the Mules for Mule milking (??)

Or well, so much for dreaming, now it's time to go to work......

(Mule picture from:http://www.eviltwinltd.com/muppetlabs/oconnor/photo.htm - Francis the Talking Mule)